又到愚人节

[ 晴 2010/04/01 15:05 | by 鬼谷军师 ]
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今天是一年一度的愚人节,首先祝各位笨蛋们圣诞快乐。
首先思考一个问题:中国为什么没有愚人节?我想了一会儿,一拍脑门:笨蛋,这还用考虑吗?在中国你睡觉得防黑心棉被、喝水得防不洁水源、吃饭防地沟油、生病防假药、存钱防贬值、买房防崩盘……你要做不到时时警惕,恐怕早就挂了!这自然淘汰下来,国人早就变聪明了,哪儿还像外国人那般有这么多愚人存在啊。实践证明,中国没有愚人节是很正确的,要有最多也是设个“骗子节”。
今天上网翻了翻新闻,除了天灾就是人祸。山西王家岭煤矿的事故还没有解决,河南伊川煤矿又发生了爆炸……我真想这是一个愚人节假新闻,但门户网站谁会拿这么多人命开玩笑。心里有些难受,我觉得如果大家都是愚人就好了、都是不明真相的群众就好了,至少那样可以骗骗自己,说自己生活的压力多么多么小、说自己的满意度多么多么高……
同事给我发来一个网址,打开就跳出了对话框:“终于有上当的了!”,接着对话框蹦个不停,我一看就乐了,这不是我做的网页吗?我才不会傻傻地一个个去点这些对话框,直接一路enter跳过。而且现在的浏览器大多数不像以前的ie那么傻叉了,跳出对话框可以屏蔽掉,也可以不去管它接着做别的事情。记得这个网页是我快毕业那阵子做的,是“上当空间”栏目的一个独立页面。同事发给我的这个就改了下页面图案,对话框的语言都没换,都是那时候我写的。
同事发完了,同学在群里也发了一个过来,我没想到我的网站都转型好几次了,这么个页面都好几年了还在流传。看样子值得留个纪念了。
页面代码就一个alert:

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("终于有上当的了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你真厉害")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你是怎样知道本站的?") </SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("同学介绍的吗?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哈哈呵呵")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你被他骗了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别难过了~~~")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("他或许是和你开玩笑的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是玩笑开过头了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("竟然把你带到这个地方")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎,真是的!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你回去扁他一顿就行了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("可是你怎么能回去呢?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别急啊,让我想想啊@#$#@%$%%")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不。。。")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把机子关了吧!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?你不愿意关?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让我再想想")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了,我想到办法了,想知道吗,接着点!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么你都点好多了,不过我也没办法!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("唯一的办法,接着点1000下???!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?不行?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别这样嘛!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我给你讲个故事行吗?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别骂我呀?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庵")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了,我换一个!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("讲个好听的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("仔细听啊")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呵呵,先别打,和那个不一样!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎呦,听我讲完!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("庙里有个缸")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不一样了吧")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("缸里有个瓢")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("瓢里有个碗")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("碗里有个勺")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("勺里有块肉")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我吃了你馋了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事讲完了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?还想听?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我再来一个!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("从前")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的故事就这么长")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你不愿意听是吗?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那怎么办?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你着急了吗,那就把电脑关了吧%@#%#")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("还是不愿关?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那我再给你讲故事!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哎哎,别哭嘛!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你真的出不去了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你还不泄气?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我佩服你这种精神!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你还真能坚持!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你一定会成功的!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("记着我的话‘坚持就是胜利’")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你快看到希望了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我不骗你")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("真的!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("要不,关了机子多不好!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是不是?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("对不对?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("喂!给你说点正事!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我的意思是----")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("把你的朋友叫过来!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让他也受骗")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好不好?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("什么?出卖朋友的事你不干?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你真是好人!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我太感动了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("呜呜~~~~~~")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("也好,我从不难为好人!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我决定----")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("让好人多在我身边一会!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你愿不愿意?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("怎么还不愿意?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("那好,我马上让你出去!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("别着急!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("开个玩笑")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要生气")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("人生就像一场戏")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("因为有缘才相聚")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("是否更该去珍惜")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("他人生气我不气")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("气出病来无人替")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我说的对不对?")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("玩笑也开过了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该说的也说了")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("该放你出去了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("高兴了吧")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("最后提醒你一下")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("永远不要忘记自己是中国人!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("跟我宣誓!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("听见没有?跟我宣誓!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我是一个中国人!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("我永远不背叛祖国!!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("誓与一切反对祖国统一的势力斗争到底!!!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("全心全意为人民服务!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("好好学习天天向上")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("为把我国建设成为富强民主文明的社会主义现代化国家而奋斗!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("又说多了!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("不要忘了你的誓言!")</SCRIPT>
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript>alert("祝贺你!你终于出来了!恭喜恭喜!")</SCRIPT>

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